Ambitiously posting “Local Soul for Sale, YOU HAUL-$50 or Best Offer”, a Sheridan-area man has found little to no interest in his most recent Upcycle posting. He has thus far commented “bump” twice, yet the only post engagement appears to be one “like”, from his grandmother. He was quoted as saying, “Yeah, you know I might as well get rid of this thing. At this point it’s really just taking up space, you know? But at the same time, I do want a fair price.”
According to SB sources, the seller did receive one private message, offering half the listing price and demanding the soul be delivered to their door step. Negotiations broke down and the seller elected to block the buyer and keep his soul, for now. As of now, word has it he plans to take down the post, as the comment section has turned into a heated political debate, and his original intent was for “no drama, no no no drama”.