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There are battles waged throughout history that have defined humanity. Whether they be in our physical realm or deal primarily with the metaphysical, wars have been fought that have shaped what it means to be human. Light and dark. Yahweh and Lucifer. Rama and Ravana. Finally, the foremost of these definitive fights has found its apex in our sleepy little hamlet. Batten down your hatches and close your shades, fellow Sheridanites, for the age old struggle between the world’s two most opposed forces, Verizon and AT&T, has been placed at our doorstep.
Have you felt it? That sinister, metallic tinge in the air? The silence as the wildlife has fled because of an instinctual premonition of terrible things to come? The clouds that have covered the sun? These are no coincidences, they are the foreboding signs of future calamity. The sky will shatter and the earth will crack when these two titans finally do battle. Craters will open and spew volanic ash. Dogs will eat their owners. People on main street will finally learn how to parallel park. In essence, the world will be flipped upside-down. Blind and wise oracles wrote of this in the days of antiquity, scribbling Greek or Aramaic or something, the point being that this final confrontation has been foretold by the prophets. Someday soon, Sheridan, the question will be answered: WHO IS THE BEST WIRELESS CARRIER?
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