~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ The air is alive with excitement in the year 1889. Dr. Herman Hollerith receives the 1st US patent for a mechanical tabulating machine, the Ivory Coast is declared a protectorate of France, and Rudolph, Crown Prince of Austria, commits a murder-suicide with his mistress Mary Vetsera. The atmosphere was galvanized…
~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ A local deer has been spotted skittishly vacillating between crossing the street at the intersection of Midland and Quail, and just standing there with its big, dumb deer face. Local man Charles Briggs, stuck idling in the middle of the road, had this to say: “Well I guess I…
~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ Such is the life of a Sheridanite. Mother Nature has, as of late, revamped her grudge against our unassuming town and dumped entirely too much snow on us in the early stages of spring. Said one local, “Well, I really just don’t get it. This is supposed to be…
~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ On November 29th, 2016 Sheridan, Wyoming was plunged into an abysmal darkness. The lights went out, the fridges stopped fridging, and perhaps worst of all: the WiFi went down. Faced with no other recourse, the people of Sheridan reverted back to the days of our noble, nomadic caveman ancestors. Spears…
~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ SHERIDAN, WY: In an unprecedented natural phenomenon, a white-tailed deer (or Odocoileus virginianus) has been spotted near the outskirts of Sheridan. Science professionals have relayed to us that this is indeed a departure from natural norms, and that deer are often reclusive and hesitant to even come into our yards and trample…
~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ A recently-concluded study suggests that individuals who back their vehicles into parking spaces are superior human beings compared to those who pull into parking spaces. The research, conducted by the University of Wyoming sociology department, found that reverse parkers are 83% more confident and happy than their willy-nilly, sad-sack…
~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ There are battles waged throughout history that have defined humanity. Whether they be in our physical realm or deal primarily with the metaphysical, wars have been fought that have shaped what it means to be human. Light and dark. Yahweh and Lucifer. Rama and Ravana. Finally, the foremost of these…
~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ The 2016 summer Olympics have been over for a few weeks now. Enough time, we think, to reflect. It was a bit reminiscent of a reality TV show that’s gone on for too many seasons (a bit over 2,800 by our count) that decided to ramp up the crazy…
~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ Ambitiously posting “Local Soul for Sale, YOU HAUL-$50 or Best Offer”, a Sheridan-area man has found little to no interest in his most recent Upcycle posting. He has thus far commented “bump” twice, yet the only post engagement appears to be one “like”, from his grandmother. He was quoted…
~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ “So if you’re from Wyoming,” your new acquaintance who just learned of your proud home state said, “why aren’t you in, like, cowboy boots with one of those hats?” Your eye rolling gone unnoticed, she continued “And like, you drive a car. I thought people from Wyoming rode horses and…